“If I had a bookstore, I’d make the mystery section really hard to find.”
– Demetri Martin (via maryjane-and-autumnrain)
“A dream catcher works…if your dream is to be gay”
– Demetri Martin (via myvanityisavirtue)
“A pipe is greater than a bong because at least when you’re smoking a pipe you look like you’re thinking about something.”
– Demetri Martin (via supkorianne)
“I used to get bummed out when it rained, then I realized it was God’s way of washing off hippies.” ~Demetri Martin.
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.”
– Demetri Martin (via syntheticsounds2112)
